I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14579. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 74.21 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 14580. | Andres (avillarreal) | 74.20 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 14581. | M (yomayo) | 74.19 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 14582. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 74.19 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 14583. | Desmond (night9sky) | 74.19 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 14584. | Neptune (hella_slow) | 74.19 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 14585. | darkDEMISE (dark_demise) | 74.18 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14586. | Oliver (linearboy) | 74.18 | 96.1% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14587. | Jaden (jxden) | 74.18 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 14588. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 74.18 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 14589. | Everett (parched_crab) | 74.17 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 14590. | White (whitepudding) | 74.17 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 14591. | Mamet (protyper121) | 74.17 | 96.3% | 2023-05-26 |
| 14592. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 74.17 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14593. | chris (llamas876) | 74.17 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 14594. | Arnav (ataneja) | 74.17 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 14595. | alex (alstar77) | 74.16 | 96% | 2025-07-11 |
| 14596. | I am slow as hell (slowkhaw) | 74.16 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 14597. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 74.16 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 14598. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 74.16 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 14599. | madina (madina_000000) | 74.15 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 14600. | LightningMcQueen (yeezyyeezy) | 74.15 | 91% | 2017-03-21 |
| 14601. | Aleksandar (avange) | 74.15 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 14602. | Alexander (torleo) | 74.14 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 14603. | Emmanuel (drealmanuel) | 74.14 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 14604. | chiksulub (chiksulub) | 74.14 | 95% | 2025-09-09 |
| 14605. | grun2 (grun2) | 74.14 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 14606. | Mattias (illmajol) | 74.13 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 14607. | Mavis (firkinmugs) | 74.13 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14608. | Jesse (jessemango) | 74.13 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |