I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9388. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 87.56 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 9389. | Alex (imrlligood) | 87.56 | 84% | 2015-10-10 |
| 9390. | Kai (ckai) | 87.55 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9391. | Virbox (web_user) | 87.55 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 9392. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 87.55 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9393. | Gagan (gagan18) | 87.55 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 9394. | Jacob (jacob643) | 87.54 | 98.5% | 2025-05-21 |
| 9395. | khh (khha) | 87.54 | 97% | 2024-11-22 |
| 9396. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 87.54 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9397. | Tarun (troon) | 87.54 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9398. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 87.54 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9399. | coal_town (cat_guy) | 87.54 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9400. | haaatdog (haaatdog) | 87.53 | 99% | 2025-05-26 |
| 9401. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 87.53 | 94% | 2015-08-31 |
| 9402. | James (profjimbob) | 87.53 | 96% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9403. | Radu (raduk) | 87.53 | 91% | 2015-10-13 |
| 9404. | Simon (simongreen491) | 87.52 | 97% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9405. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 87.52 | 97.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9406. | Kai (bossk908) | 87.52 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9407. | Fabian (fabiangubler) | 87.52 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9408. | Cybaen (babyeater0) | 87.52 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9409. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 87.51 | 98% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9410. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 87.51 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9411. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 87.51 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9412. | Cullen (grayhd) | 87.51 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9413. | Alex (alexdf54) | 87.50 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9414. | crytl (crytl) | 87.50 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9415. | ^-^ (monte123) | 87.50 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9416. | Nicholas (nkt8256) | 87.50 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 9417. | Noah (apzllo) | 87.50 | 95% | 2018-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |