So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23030. | Bob (phussy) | 63.64 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 23031. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 63.63 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 23032. | Anas (cloudo) | 63.63 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 23033. | Tre (treinator) | 63.63 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 23034. | Ducky (duckyz1) | 63.63 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 23035. | Jako (frafdothehero) | 63.63 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 23036. | Daniel (swietlikkielce) | 63.63 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 23037. | Fetajuice (fetajuice) | 63.63 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 23038. | kinhkong (kinhkong88) | 63.63 | 97% | 2011-06-29 |
| 23039. | Rohit (rohitjoshi123) | 63.63 | 95% | 2013-09-19 |
| 23040. | jorge (jluissuzuki) | 63.63 | 95% | 2012-02-28 |
| 23041. | Gaetan (dgfx) | 63.63 | 94% | 2012-02-10 |
| 23042. | arielle (gvbbyg) | 63.62 | 90% | 2017-03-25 |
| 23043. | Gabor (hapyfeet) | 63.62 | 93% | 2015-06-01 |
| 23044. | Justin (justtis) | 63.62 | 96% | 2011-11-05 |
| 23045. | h (_pro_) | 63.62 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 23046. | David (fake_clover) | 63.61 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 23047. | Jack (blackened_angel) | 63.61 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
| 23048. | farzan (farzanfrost) | 63.61 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 23049. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 63.61 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 23050. | manthan (manthan123) | 63.61 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 23051. | Nicolaj (nicolaj221) | 63.61 | 94% | 2015-01-27 |
| 23052. | Mars (ninurex) | 63.61 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 23053. | Jeff (jay_vee21) | 63.61 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 23054. | James (shadowjcw) | 63.60 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 23055. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 63.60 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 23056. | Pascal (pascaaal) | 63.60 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 23057. | Yash (dreaming_insomniac) | 63.60 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 23058. | Beethoven (chipfire95) | 63.60 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 23059. | Leon (de0hc) | 63.60 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |