I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9308. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 90.97 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 9309. | Márton (marconka) | 90.97 | 100% | 2024-01-10 |
| 9310. | BMO (balot2020) | 90.97 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9311. | Zach (coffinfit) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 9312. | alex (alexaesopos) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 9313. | Clarence (hondarvf400) | 90.96 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9314. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 9315. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.96 | 93% | 2017-03-19 |
| 9316. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9317. | Kingofnight (kingofnight) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9318. | Andrei (headpats) | 90.95 | 98.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 9319. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9320. | Doiv (doiv23) | 90.95 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9321. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 90.94 | 97.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9322. | mynameisnotdaniel (ihategog... | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9323. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 90.94 | 98.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9324. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 90.93 | 98.3% | 2024-05-23 |
| 9325. | Jean (jay_ar3) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9326. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 9327. | Sebastian (sebastianoitaliano) | 90.92 | 98.2% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9328. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 90.92 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 9329. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 90.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9330. | Sacha (themekaultra) | 90.92 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9331. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9332. | Irene (ireneprk) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9333. | Kemal (kemalakkustr) | 90.92 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9334. | piglet (slaylet) | 90.91 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9335. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 90.91 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9336. | Ron (ronta) | 90.90 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9337. | (cr0cka) | 90.90 | 93% | 2018-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |