I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2354. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 120.44 | 99% | 2025-12-11 |
| 2355. | The (alwaystop20) | 120.44 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 2356. | Eterna9 (eterna9) | 120.43 | 100% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2357. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 120.42 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 2358. | sheep (theonesheep) | 120.41 | 99.4% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2359. | Charles (clydoscope) | 120.41 | 99.4% | 2025-05-13 |
| 2360. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 120.41 | 99% | 2025-09-19 |
| 2361. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 120.39 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 2362. | David Cool (lamchopsez) | 120.39 | 95.8% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2363. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 120.39 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2364. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 120.38 | 100% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2365. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 120.37 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2366. | Cliff (slicer_2) | 120.36 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2367. | (bittery) | 120.35 | 99% | 2025-04-02 |
| 2368. | Gifty (gifty_asmr) | 120.35 | 98.2% | 2024-10-09 |
| 2369. | Coleslaw (coleslaw0) | 120.35 | 95.1% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2370. | egg (eggyolk2) | 120.34 | 99% | 2022-05-22 |
| 2371. | Jayden (jay62) | 120.34 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2372. | RayRay (fiery2) | 120.32 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 2373. | David (irrelevantging) | 120.31 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 2374. | Emanuel (emanuelr) | 120.29 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2375. | AKRIBANE (akribane_maintrack) | 120.28 | 97.2% | 2024-08-25 |
| 2376. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 120.28 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 2377. | Silver (silverknights1) | 120.26 | 97.3% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2378. | Jake (thecrunchyalligator) | 120.25 | 100% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2379. | Ammar (ammarthetyper) | 120.25 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 2380. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 120.25 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2381. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 120.24 | 99% | 2019-12-18 |
| 2382. | chapo (mnxchapo) | 120.23 | 99.4% | 2024-04-01 |
| 2383. | Filip (fika98) | 120.22 | 97.8% | 2023-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |