Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4429. | Bivek (eternal59) | 60.79 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 4430. | Louis (lodero) | 60.77 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 4431. | Ian (wrimere) | 60.77 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 4432. | Mindjolt (mindjolt) | 60.76 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4433. | Dinmukhamed (pro005) | 60.76 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 4434. | boaz (boazte) | 60.75 | 93% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4435. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 60.71 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 4436. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 60.68 | 93% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4437. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 60.67 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 4438. | Hui (huii) | 60.66 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4439. | Bass (barssala) | 60.66 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 4440. | McLovin (tappytyper) | 60.65 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 4441. | Ismael (prosilver) | 60.64 | 94% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4442. | Nicolas (silwr) | 60.62 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 4443. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 60.61 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4444. | Lmao1629 (lmao1629) | 60.60 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4445. | Aidan Fernandes (bongopretz... | 60.59 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4446. | Jay Jo (jay20051209) | 60.59 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4447. | Giga (dudedepressed) | 60.58 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 4448. | Chris (chriskaae) | 60.55 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 4449. | Amit (amit_panwar) | 60.53 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4450. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 60.52 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4451. | Xyexs (xyexs) | 60.52 | 94% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4452. | Ian (pickleweasel948) | 60.49 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4453. | AroseFeared (arosefeared) | 60.48 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4454. | Vinny (thinktype) | 60.48 | 96% | 2019-07-06 |
| 4455. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 60.46 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4456. | Brendan (chiefodo) | 60.45 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4457. | Thomas (thomasconnector) | 60.45 | 94% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4458. | Andrew (happie) | 60.43 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |