I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5426. | naber? (igungor) | 98.36 | 94% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5427. | Tom (toma_hawk) | 98.35 | 90% | 2016-02-25 |
| 5428. | Nicholas (nicktanasianman) | 98.35 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5429. | JONAS (___jonas___) | 98.35 | 96.9% | 2024-10-29 |
| 5430. | P. (psilva00) | 98.35 | 97.6% | 2024-09-16 |
| 5431. | Dnoman (dnoman56) | 98.35 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 5432. | (plutomonster) | 98.34 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 5433. | Chicken (deliomio) | 98.34 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5434. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 98.34 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 5435. | Dookie Shoes (dookie_shoes) | 98.33 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5436. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 98.33 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5437. | Ilia (isilisi) | 98.33 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
| 5438. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 98.32 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 5439. | Owen (kenobiboy02) | 98.32 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5440. | man (manboobus) | 98.32 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 5441. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 98.32 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5442. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 98.31 | 99% | 2023-10-22 |
| 5443. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 98.30 | 99% | 2018-12-27 |
| 5444. | LEntless (lentless) | 98.29 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5445. | Anony (sqisz1) | 98.28 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 5446. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 98.28 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 5447. | clipped123145 (clipped123145) | 98.27 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 5448. | E (typemctypeface) | 98.27 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 5449. | Yingkai (yingkai314lee) | 98.27 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 5450. | Kate (kate_j) | 98.27 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 5451. | Wreck-it Wren (wrendolyn) | 98.27 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 5452. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 98.26 | 96.8% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5453. | John (equivocxl) | 98.26 | 97.6% | 2025-04-15 |
| 5454. | Jashe (jash3) | 98.26 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 5455. | R (imayangoat) | 98.26 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |