The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21667. | Henry (l39andary) | 69.30 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 21668. | Marvin (malvolio) | 69.30 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 21669. | W (w_v_) | 69.30 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 21670. | Damian (samadhi) | 69.30 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
| 21671. | Miki (pkong001) | 69.29 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 21672. | Kevin (kevinthelegend) | 69.29 | 95% | 2017-06-26 |
| 21673. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 69.29 | 96% | 2012-10-15 |
| 21674. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 69.29 | 95% | 2013-06-17 |
| 21675. | SeongUi (egotist) | 69.29 | 91% | 2014-08-25 |
| 21676. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 69.28 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 21677. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 69.28 | 93% | 2012-01-04 |
| 21678. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 69.28 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 21679. | Amy (pandabot) | 69.28 | 98% | 2011-11-08 |
| 21680. | jeiel (jeielo1) | 69.28 | 92% | 2013-05-24 |
| 21681. | Gagan (gaganso) | 69.28 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 21682. | hacksign20 (hacksign20) | 69.28 | 92% | 2011-12-09 |
| 21683. | jay (jay1212) | 69.27 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 21684. | Taradiddle (taradiddle) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 21685. | Tran (newstrung) | 69.27 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 21686. | QUinn (ars3nic_) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 21687. | Giorgos (pinkisntwell) | 69.27 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 21688. | Druid (amrdruid) | 69.27 | 94% | 2014-02-13 |
| 21689. | Martine (martinee) | 69.26 | 93% | 2019-11-26 |
| 21690. | Sachin (letsreach100wpm) | 69.26 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 21691. | T (peacecraft_m) | 69.26 | 97.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 21692. | STOIC (sachindra_111) | 69.26 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 21693. | Jordan (jrae06) | 69.26 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 21694. | Marq (hlmomma) | 69.26 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 21695. | Morad (morad_the_beast) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 21696. | Sylwester (rex1313) | 69.25 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |