I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13973. | Lazy (lazydepression) | 76.40 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13974. | tstats[drazox_17] (drazox_17) | 76.40 | 98% | 2023-11-28 |
| 13975. | Peter (p3t3rtm) | 76.40 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 13976. | parteek (parteek) | 76.40 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 13977. | OPservator (opservator_o2o) | 76.39 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 13978. | lavender (lavv88) | 76.39 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 13979. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 76.39 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
| 13980. | dumbdwei (cringe69) | 76.39 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13981. | Yoshizawa (yoshizawa) | 76.38 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 13982. | Murali Prasanth (muralipras... | 76.38 | 98.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 13983. | Shark (j0venator) | 76.38 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 13984. | Brian (desbrigs) | 76.38 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 13985. | Snowball (snowball807) | 76.37 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 13986. | Matthew (kaisermk) | 76.36 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13987. | Magdy Kishk (_magdy_kishk_) | 76.36 | 98% | 2024-12-14 |
| 13988. | Radovan (rtadovanek) | 76.36 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 13989. | Newton (nklflips) | 76.35 | 94% | 2019-10-12 |
| 13990. | Escobar Gaming (voldemort_i... | 76.35 | 96% | 2025-05-07 |
| 13991. | javoscript (javoscript) | 76.35 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13992. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 76.35 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 13993. | Anan (mmedic) | 76.34 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 13994. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 76.34 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 13995. | Jens (jaytry) | 76.34 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 13996. | EdJr (edjr) | 76.34 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 13997. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 13998. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 76.33 | 96.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 13999. | persaime (persaime) | 76.32 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 14000. | Esk (99tester) | 76.32 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 14001. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 14002. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 76.32 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |