The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17028. | F5 (phf5) | 76.78 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 17029. | g (madchopper) | 76.78 | 95% | 2011-06-20 |
| 17030. | Angel (cagsantos) | 76.77 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 17031. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 76.77 | 90% | 2015-12-16 |
| 17032. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 76.77 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 17033. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 76.77 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 17034. | kim (kmblowe) | 76.77 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 17035. | Scaramanga (scaramanga) | 76.76 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 17036. | Myxa (47mike47) | 76.76 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 17037. | Jared Hammersmith (ogkillbo) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 17038. | Viv (viv212) | 76.75 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 17039. | Jay (jaboots) | 76.75 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 17040. | Andrew (magnetik) | 76.75 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 17041. | C (pestilence101) | 76.75 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 17042. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 76.75 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 17043. | Josh (breezychain) | 76.75 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
| 17044. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 76.74 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 17045. | declan (dekkiefish) | 76.74 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 17046. | Javeen (javeen) | 76.74 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 17047. | Brett (babyringtail) | 76.74 | 90% | 2013-02-20 |
| 17048. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 76.74 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 17049. | Pasha (pavlo89) | 76.74 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17050. | Rohit (m5ar123) | 76.74 | 94% | 2018-11-05 |
| 17051. | Joshua (blue012399) | 76.74 | 87% | 2016-10-17 |
| 17052. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 76.74 | 89% | 2019-10-25 |
| 17053. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 76.73 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 17054. | Raj (raj3) | 76.73 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 17055. | Nalshiga (ecniv) | 76.73 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 17056. | Arjun (sarjunt) | 76.73 | 96.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17057. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 76.73 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |