So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26474. | Justin (dainese) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
26475. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 56.70 | 94.8% | 2021-01-27 |
26476. | Whiscas (whiscasshiro) | 56.70 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
26477. | b_menot (b_menot) | 56.70 | 94% | 2014-04-13 |
26478. | e4k (e4kk) | 56.69 | 94% | 2022-07-09 |
26479. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 56.69 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
26480. | Carley (carleyco) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
26481. | Rion (rion_roy) | 56.69 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
26482. | Death (death_v7) | 56.69 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
26483. | Drake (techboy81) | 56.69 | — | 2011-04-08 |
26484. | itWill45 (willingt0part) | 56.68 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
26485. | Maria (maria5555) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
26486. | Thomas (voidple) | 56.68 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
26487. | Judah (jman9) | 56.68 | 95% | 2015-04-11 |
26488. | Steve (steves) | 56.68 | — | 2009-05-26 |
26489. | Kumar (kumar_1) | 56.68 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
26490. | david (twistybaer) | 56.67 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
26491. | tas (tahz) | 56.67 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
26492. | Sergey (sergeyuf) | 56.67 | — | 2010-10-18 |
26493. | Branimir (pectoralismajor) | 56.67 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
26494. | JaumeBG (jaumebg) | 56.67 | — | 2010-11-12 |
26495. | Jenul (type_proxy) | 56.66 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
26496. | Sifat (sifatakon) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
26497. | BK (bk333) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
26498. | K (knotz) | 56.66 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
26499. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-07-14 |
26500. | Vinh (conansss) | 56.66 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
26501. | tetramethod (tetramethod) | 56.66 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
26502. | Builder (builderftw) | 56.65 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
26503. | nitin (nitin989) | 56.65 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |