The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4325. | (louishang) | 58.05 | 96% | 2011-06-04 |
| 4326. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 58.05 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4327. | (ryu_hayabusa) | 58.05 | 91% | 2013-06-15 |
| 4328. | cowbot (peedir) | 58.05 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 4329. | HIMUEAS (himueas) | 58.05 | 96% | 2015-02-03 |
| 4330. | (toastt) | 58.04 | 90% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4331. | (joshuasull12) | 58.04 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 4332. | Mani(◕‿◕) (mani2k15) | 58.04 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 4333. | (wugangabbot) | 58.03 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 4334. | (daggerbxii) | 58.03 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 4335. | do (donhankiet) | 58.03 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 4336. | (nationalist) | 58.03 | 87% | 2013-04-14 |
| 4337. | (web_master) | 58.03 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 4338. | (galactic) | 58.03 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 4339. | (dar4545) | 58.03 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 4340. | (allmylife102) | 58.03 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 4341. | Nervous (novatyper7) | 58.02 | 92% | 2011-10-25 |
| 4342. | Sami (masa8) | 58.02 | 91% | 2015-12-28 |
| 4343. | (jaswin) | 58.02 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 4344. | (shadracon) | 58.01 | 91% | 2017-01-08 |
| 4345. | Ashish (ashish_dev) | 58.01 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4346. | (plantsdragon) | 58.01 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4347. | (bluesea) | 58.01 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 4348. | (loopdreams) | 58.01 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 4349. | (mamobaugh) | 58.01 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 4350. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 58.01 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 4351. | (dyingthief12) | 58.01 | 96% | 2011-06-26 |
| 4352. | (hrant99) | 58.00 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 4353. | (robocat) | 57.99 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 4354. | (jf1442) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |