So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27870. | (venuzord) | 55.51 | 91% | 2012-03-03 |
| 27871. | (daredevil1962) | 55.51 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 27872. | (lhg81hc) | 55.51 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 27873. | (shoaibsajid) | 55.51 | 89% | 2016-08-16 |
| 27874. | (rose11) | 55.51 | 95% | 2014-04-22 |
| 27875. | (lewis_11) | 55.50 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 27876. | (annikag) | 55.50 | 94% | 2023-05-18 |
| 27877. | (nishalns) | 55.50 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 27878. | (meod) | 55.50 | 90% | 2014-11-20 |
| 27879. | (nonofyourbusiness) | 55.50 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 27880. | Kristof (krs89) | 55.50 | 96% | 2011-05-30 |
| 27881. | (sidrid) | 55.50 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 27882. | Ruusm (ruusm) | 55.50 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 27883. | (raisone) | 55.50 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 27884. | (hysteris) | 55.50 | 92% | 2017-04-10 |
| 27885. | (anas_bu) | 55.50 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
| 27886. | (theninjajj) | 55.49 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 27887. | (coleen82) | 55.49 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 27888. | Manic (manic21) | 55.49 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 27889. | (patis) | 55.49 | 95% | 2011-11-21 |
| 27890. | (jaswin) | 55.49 | 89% | 2014-04-23 |
| 27891. | (caochao39) | 55.49 | 92% | 2015-07-09 |
| 27892. | (karnav_thakur) | 55.48 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 27893. | (desmondc1102) | 55.48 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 27894. | (spmangai) | 55.48 | 96.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 27895. | (xrtzone) | 55.48 | 92% | 2015-05-04 |
| 27896. | (lavish10) | 55.48 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 27897. | (ssoulstealer) | 55.48 | 95% | 2012-02-09 |
| 27898. | (spider_hands) | 55.48 | 94% | 2017-07-27 |
| 27899. | Vishwajeet Prasad (vishwaje... | 55.47 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |