I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6459. | melina (halfxheart) | 95.32 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 6460. | marvic (itsmarvic) | 95.32 | 96.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 6461. | Dong Jea (yagmc93) | 95.32 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 6462. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 95.32 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 6463. | Jeff (twhjeffy) | 95.32 | 95% | 2016-06-05 |
| 6464. | Lamborghini (supereaglez) | 95.32 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
| 6465. | James (somezebras) | 95.31 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 6466. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 6467. | Fintan (finbob5) | 95.31 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 6468. | DK (dk4now) | 95.30 | 99% | 2024-06-26 |
| 6469. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 95.30 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 6470. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 95.30 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6471. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 95.30 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 6472. | Kang (khan45) | 95.29 | 98% | 2018-12-31 |
| 6473. | pituf0 (pituf0) | 95.29 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| 6474. | Allen (xs_ageart) | 95.28 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6475. | John Kelly (jkelly_t) | 95.27 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 6476. | Sam (samb11) | 95.27 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6477. | Jason (jasspie) | 95.27 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 6478. | Meditate (meditate) | 95.26 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 6479. | popsickles (popsickles) | 95.26 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 6480. | selfish (sooeoob) | 95.25 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 6481. | "A" (bluuuu) | 95.25 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6482. | Kelvin (keeelvin) | 95.24 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 6483. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 95.24 | 94% | 2015-11-27 |
| 6484. | Jacob (jim25) | 95.23 | 89% | 2015-10-28 |
| 6485. | ty (sloasstyper) | 95.23 | 96.9% | 2024-01-11 |
| 6486. | Andrew (adrew99) | 95.23 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 6487. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 95.22 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6488. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 95.22 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |