And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12439. | Shan Men (shanmen) | 92.76 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 12440. | David (dpjzondag) | 92.76 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12441. | Nasser (inasser2) | 92.76 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 12442. | Igor (bigloser3) | 92.76 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 12443. | Elliot (elliotdc305) | 92.76 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 12444. | fuzzed (fuzionite) | 92.75 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 12445. | righteous (trustjesus) | 92.75 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 12446. | antifragile (antifragile) | 92.75 | 96.7% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12447. | Clay (mofomage) | 92.75 | 92% | 2013-10-09 |
| 12448. | Link (palfuzonk) | 92.75 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 12449. | Take Em Back (thankful) | 92.74 | 97% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12450. | Edard (edardstark) | 92.74 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 12451. | malew (jpen369) | 92.74 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 12452. | Yotzin (yotzin) | 92.74 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 12453. | R (username08750) | 92.74 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 12454. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 92.74 | 97.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12455. | Cwis (ceepeepee) | 92.73 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12456. | syed (nayaz) | 92.73 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 12457. | Jasper (jasperc) | 92.73 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
| 12458. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 92.73 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 12459. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 92.73 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 12460. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 92.72 | 94% | 2011-05-29 |
| 12461. | RRKS (rrks43) | 92.72 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12462. | Paul (plipka) | 92.72 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 12463. | Austin (austinnn_) | 92.72 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12464. | Pop (popcansoda) | 92.72 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12465. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 92.72 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12466. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 92.71 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12467. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 12468. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 92.71 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |