With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1403. | Daniel (theoretic) | 120.02 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1404. | issa (issa_) | 120.01 | 98.2% | 2025-04-24 |
| 1405. | Can Baba (canoo) | 120.00 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1406. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 120.00 | 99.4% | 2024-06-20 |
| 1407. | Trey (trey10th) | 119.98 | 98.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1408. | Chris (bunkieme) | 119.98 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 1409. | Fox (zzhenry) | 119.92 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 1410. | jay (jpark456) | 119.91 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 1411. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 119.88 | 98.5% | 2024-08-16 |
| 1412. | Butters (butterzs) | 119.88 | 99% | 2022-07-14 |
| 1413. | John (amarang) | 119.87 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 1414. | king (kingstealth) | 119.84 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 1415. | Vincent (theoxaz) | 119.82 | 99% | 2024-06-19 |
| 1416. | Allen (qnnton) | 119.81 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 1417. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 119.80 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 1418. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 119.79 | 99.1% | 2024-05-12 |
| 1419. | Jenny on a jetski (jasonyp) | 119.78 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 1420. | asdf (bakedchicken) | 119.77 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 1421. | yomamahoe (wickedsoul) | 119.76 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1422. | kaiiennn (yknyong1) | 119.76 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 1423. | woo (thewsy) | 119.75 | 97% | 2024-01-01 |
| 1424. | =) (fofusak) | 119.75 | 98% | 2016-12-14 |
| 1425. | cope (xucolite) | 119.74 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 1426. | banhbear (banhbear) | 119.70 | 98.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 1427. | tstats[99seine] (99seine) | 119.69 | 97.6% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1428. | Topan (toepoon) | 119.68 | 97.1% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1429. | Chuck (ultrabum) | 119.67 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1430. | Bucky (buhcky) | 119.66 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 1431. | xlr8 (xlr8ation) | 119.62 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 1432. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 119.59 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |