And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6256. | yaun (yyaun) | 107.89 | 99% | 2013-06-20 |
| 6257. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 107.89 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 6258. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 107.89 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 6259. | Me (justme196) | 107.88 | 96% | 2015-02-08 |
| 6260. | arnav (junkbaby) | 107.88 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 6261. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 107.88 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6262. | Manwich (stepcamp3) | 107.87 | 99% | 2023-08-13 |
| 6263. | Aidan (aidan810) | 107.87 | 99% | 2013-01-17 |
| 6264. | leadbraw (leadbraw) | 107.87 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6265. | ♠ASDF♠ ✠ (pathfinder14) | 107.87 | 98% | 2013-01-12 |
| 6266. | Mason (captainmom7) | 107.87 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 6267. | John (blazian11111) | 107.86 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 6268. | Michelle (minspire) | 107.86 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 6269. | Jason (jtsao22) | 107.86 | 91% | 2012-10-29 |
| 6270. | Andy (nonplus) | 107.85 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 6271. | Robert (z1lc) | 107.85 | 96% | 2012-04-23 |
| 6272. | Mick (myuille) | 107.84 | 97% | 2013-02-10 |
| 6273. | Derek (dliu320) | 107.84 | 92% | 2012-08-10 |
| 6274. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 107.84 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6275. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 107.83 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 6276. | DS (idkwhattotype) | 107.83 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 6277. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 107.83 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 6278. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 107.82 | 97% | 2012-09-29 |
| 6279. | DrApe (howardshan) | 107.82 | 96% | 2016-09-26 |
| 6280. | matt (mfworks) | 107.82 | 94% | 2015-09-30 |
| 6281. | Imran (imranbashirseo) | 107.81 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 6282. | K (karthur) | 107.81 | 94% | 2016-08-28 |
| 6283. | Seh-kai (skliao) | 107.81 | 91% | 2013-05-28 |
| 6284. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 107.81 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 6285. | Evan (evanspec) | 107.80 | 97% | 2011-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |