Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4441. | Ross (youreawizharry7) | 65.30 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4442. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 65.28 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 4443. | Ummul (ummulfs58648) | 65.28 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4444. | Master (trikoi00) | 65.28 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 4445. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4446. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 65.27 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4447. | Max (maxzims) | 65.26 | 94% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4448. | Mantas (viesulas69) | 65.26 | 93% | 2018-11-14 |
| 4449. | Mini (minidou7) | 65.26 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4450. | CARLO (cjbal) | 65.23 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4451. | Hasibuan (voyager28) | 65.22 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 4452. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 65.20 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4453. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 65.20 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4454. | Moonlight (moonlight1211) | 65.20 | 94% | 2019-01-12 |
| 4455. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 65.20 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4456. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 65.20 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4457. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 65.19 | 94% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4458. | Jason (jasonvincentius) | 65.19 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 4459. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 65.17 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4460. | Ano (ano123) | 65.17 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 4461. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 65.17 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 4462. | oof (osmosis99) | 65.15 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 4463. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4464. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4465. | Beket (bayemirov) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4466. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 65.13 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4467. | Abhay (at8109) | 65.12 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4468. | Jacob (ryugo7) | 65.12 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4469. | Turtle (hassankoubeissi) | 65.11 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 4470. | mgamble (mgamble) | 65.11 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |