So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26957. | aa (elk111) | 57.46 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 26958. | nguyen (ngvanhoais2) | 57.46 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 26959. | Norps (norps) | 57.46 | 91% | 2012-08-14 |
| 26960. | Tom (motionx) | 57.46 | 89% | 2012-12-05 |
| 26961. | barry (mixhype) | 57.46 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 26962. | 21B (daganbaboy) | 57.46 | 94% | 2011-06-14 |
| 26963. | bill (bilthebuket) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 26964. | Michael (mbowen) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
| 26965. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 57.45 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 26966. | patrick (mastercraft33) | 57.45 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
| 26967. | Cuong (qt1003) | 57.45 | 93% | 2021-07-28 |
| 26968. | Levie (levie_) | 57.45 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26969. | pawan (insaneshooter) | 57.45 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 26970. | Ean (ean999) | 57.45 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 26971. | rho (ttt321654) | 57.45 | 95% | 2015-03-19 |
| 26972. | suleman (ravia) | 57.45 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 26973. | a6uxa4 (a6uxa4) | 57.44 | 92.7% | 2023-07-20 |
| 26974. | crls (cquereda) | 57.44 | 94.6% | 2023-07-01 |
| 26975. | Mari (axlyis) | 57.44 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 26976. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 57.44 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 26977. | Jack (jakmon777) | 57.44 | 94% | 2014-03-21 |
| 26978. | Eriks (eriksters) | 57.44 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 26979. | Jason (jasontong) | 57.44 | 95% | 2012-03-04 |
| 26980. | elyas (elyas_cheetah) | 57.44 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 26981. | Zatarc (zatarc) | 57.44 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 26982. | freak (freak) | 57.44 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 26983. | Light (light655) | 57.43 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 26984. | Huy (pdah) | 57.43 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 26985. | Ken (sancheke) | 57.43 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 26986. | kartar (kartar1994) | 57.43 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |