The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31447. | Steven (jarofhearts1993) | 63.56 | 94% | 2018-09-20 |
| 31448. | JazzEagle (jazzeagle) | 63.56 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 31449. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 63.56 | 91% | 2017-01-30 |
| 31450. | its_tokyo (junun) | 63.55 | 97.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 31451. | Dgm2709 (dgm_2709) | 63.55 | 95% | 2024-08-09 |
| 31452. | prince (ffhacker) | 63.55 | 96% | 2024-01-29 |
| 31453. | Ralph Angelo (slow_penguin) | 63.55 | 96% | 2020-12-23 |
| 31454. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 63.55 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 31455. | Duelling Banshee (banshee888) | 63.55 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| 31456. | Doc (kushbvaidya) | 63.54 | 94% | 2026-03-23 |
| 31457. | HolySweetPotato (holysweetp... | 63.54 | 97% | 2025-05-10 |
| 31458. | Pokemon_lox (aser322) | 63.54 | 96.7% | 2024-12-11 |
| 31459. | Fahal (fahal) | 63.54 | 99% | 2024-06-08 |
| 31460. | George (gmorf) | 63.54 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 31461. | Rwrnd (rzwnrd) | 63.54 | 97.4% | 2024-06-08 |
| 31462. | Jonathan (solorex) | 63.54 | 97% | 2025-06-27 |
| 31463. | Michael (blueagent14) | 63.53 | 96.3% | 2024-09-29 |
| 31464. | Isa (reinertisa) | 63.53 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 31465. | Sushi (shustrikas) | 63.53 | 96% | 2025-04-30 |
| 31466. | spinningD20 (trugate) | 63.53 | 91% | 2012-10-08 |
| 31467. | Taha (tgivehchian) | 63.53 | 95.9% | 2025-02-04 |
| 31468. | Henry Hauck (shrankai0) | 63.53 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 31469. | Brian (bcolcol) | 63.53 | 96.2% | 2024-12-14 |
| 31470. | Duh_its.Mollie (duh_itsmollie) | 63.53 | 95.4% | 2024-12-13 |
| 31471. | Sah (sahsooh) | 63.53 | 96% | 2024-06-08 |
| 31472. | JB (jasonbor) | 63.53 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 31473. | ognjen (ognjentasic) | 63.53 | 96% | 2024-07-02 |
| 31474. | a (vanazkan) | 63.53 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 31475. | 1544C (1544c) | 63.53 | 95% | 2011-05-29 |
| 31476. | moneysobig21 (moneysobig21) | 63.52 | 95.9% | 2024-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |