As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4582. | substring (substring) | 96.66 | 99% | 2015-08-14 |
4583. | Jun Jie (lemontea387) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
4584. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 96.65 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
4585. | Dan (theminecube) | 96.64 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
4586. | Sir (sirfurness) | 96.64 | 97% | 2017-05-28 |
4587. | micorazon (pajahify) | 96.64 | 100% | 2017-04-01 |
4588. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 96.64 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
4589. | bibek (championera) | 96.64 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
4590. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 96.63 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
4591. | John (tranbot) | 96.63 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
4592. | Joe (zeppyg) | 96.62 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
4593. | Hristiyan (stormthetallone) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
4594. | Joseph (jv33zy) | 96.61 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
4595. | Deimantas (deimantas) | 96.61 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
4596. | =RADULE= (radule) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
4597. | noi (pouffles) | 96.61 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
4598. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
4599. | mohsolos (mohsolos) | 96.60 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
4600. | DiscoOrc (discoorc) | 96.60 | 88% | 2016-07-07 |
4601. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 96.60 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
4602. | もゆら (moyura) | 96.60 | 89% | 2015-07-12 |
4603. | J (coughee) | 96.60 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
4604. | Santiago (skavel) | 96.59 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
4605. | Don (udontran) | 96.59 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
4606. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 96.58 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
4607. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 96.58 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
4608. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 96.57 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
4609. | Katie (kwils) | 96.57 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
4610. | Steven (rgbdoad) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
4611. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |