You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1656. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 80.09 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1657. | João (baite) | 80.08 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1658. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 80.07 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1659. | Vent (vent_sharkkk) | 80.07 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1660. | Smoke (smoke91) | 80.06 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1661. | Kei (zzanimeaddictzz) | 80.04 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1662. | Memat (memat) | 80.02 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1663. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 80.02 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1664. | สปริงหัก (b... | 80.02 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1665. | Tim (toobad) | 79.95 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1666. | Sam (busiclucho) | 79.94 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1667. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1668. | Nate (natopotato262) | 79.85 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 1669. | Taylor (gjchick) | 79.84 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1670. | Walter (kair0z) | 79.82 | 97% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1671. | G (zger) | 79.82 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1672. | Yuuta (outcastst) | 79.81 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1673. | Jaskirat (jaskiratsingh) | 79.81 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1674. | Pedro (timboly3) | 79.81 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1675. | t (zyxx) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1676. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 79.75 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1677. | Mike (mikew123) | 79.74 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1678. | actimols (actimols) | 79.73 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1679. | Floopy (floopy__) | 79.73 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1680. | Simon (semme01) | 79.70 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 1681. | joe (lerler246) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1682. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 79.68 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1683. | Victor (susavile) | 79.68 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1684. | Daniel (gismo359) | 79.67 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 1685. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |