As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1064. | InsightSC (theous) | 121.06 | 95% | 2016-01-31 |
1065. | top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) | 121.05 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
1066. | blah (elbingo) | 121.05 | 96% | 2015-10-28 |
1067. | Jenny in Louboutins (nerdyi... | 121.04 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
1068. | Brody (yuumi) | 121.00 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
1069. | Hou (pugmaster) | 121.00 | 93% | 2015-04-11 |
1070. | Typing Zen (k4ir4) | 120.99 | 100% | 2015-06-03 |
1071. | large (largev) | 120.98 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
1072. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 120.97 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
1073. | Charles (charlesduran27) | 120.97 | 100% | 2021-12-22 |
1074. | victor (swegboi) | 120.97 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
1075. | trash (rnptor) | 120.96 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
1076. | Evelyn (evelynbryn) | 120.95 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
1077. | Jee Hoon (grovyle) | 120.94 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
1078. | 快點! (shardfall) | 120.91 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
1079. | . (fuxiii) | 120.91 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
1080. | Jashe (jasherak) | 120.90 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
1081. | Brux (bruxsc) | 120.89 | 97.8% | 2024-02-27 |
1082. | joeysavage (joeysavage) | 120.88 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
1083. | frank (ftguo) | 120.87 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
1084. | ∞ (aragovidal) | 120.82 | 96% | 2015-04-05 |
1085. | You're procrastinating agai... | 120.78 | 97.5% | 2023-12-02 |
1086. | Felya (felya) | 120.75 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
1087. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 120.69 | 98.6% | 2024-04-30 |
1088. | Bob (blooperboy) | 120.66 | 99% | 2019-09-08 |
1089. | Bri (b_marli) | 120.66 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
1090. | ren (bokuno) | 120.66 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
1091. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 120.66 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
1092. | Aria7 (quitsallraces) | 120.65 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
1093. | Erick (pods1) | 120.65 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |