So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34997. | nela camelia (agatha67) | 40.78 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 34998. | fershky (fershky) | 40.77 | 84% | 2016-11-21 |
| 34999. | Nikki (tiffany_louise) | 40.77 | 91% | 2013-03-04 |
| 35000. | Connor (source) | 40.77 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 35001. | duyanh (ngoduyanh2812) | 40.77 | 81% | 2015-03-26 |
| 35002. | Angela (applepiebay) | 40.76 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 35003. | Ziga (zignov10f) | 40.75 | 92% | 2020-12-08 |
| 35004. | Dante (dantex) | 40.75 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 35005. | Utsah (utsah470) | 40.74 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 35006. | SaYYid (sayyid) | 40.74 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 35007. | Bob (goatnotsheep) | 40.73 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 35008. | varun (kaakusharma) | 40.73 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 35009. | John (john__) | 40.73 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 35010. | Viet (vietbuzz) | 40.72 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 35011. | cuong (cuongbk) | 40.72 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 35012. | Shivam (shivamg) | 40.71 | 93% | 2021-03-08 |
| 35013. | TotheMoon (remelian) | 40.70 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 35014. | Anshuman (anshu_8) | 40.70 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 35015. | Kyle (kevenmegevin321) | 40.70 | 93% | 2020-08-24 |
| 35016. | Neo (jasbir) | 40.70 | 89% | 2014-04-05 |
| 35017. | dog (dogfarts1030) | 40.70 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 35018. | Kate (katenguyen) | 40.69 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 35019. | Sarose (sarose) | 40.69 | 88% | 2011-08-05 |
| 35020. | shyni (shynivijay@gmail.com) | 40.69 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 35021. | hi (ihssm) | 40.68 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
| 35022. | binu (skywalker) | 40.68 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 35023. | Ish (ish_) | 40.66 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 35024. | No (sprinkles983) | 40.66 | 92% | 2012-10-07 |
| 35025. | Golujs2000 (avinashjs2000) | 40.65 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35026. | :)harjinder (harjinder) | 40.65 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |