The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25284. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 63.57 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 25285. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 63.57 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
| 25286. | Nathaniel (scryo) | 63.57 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 25287. | Joona (waks4ik) | 63.57 | 94% | 2012-10-30 |
| 25288. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 63.56 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 25289. | Marty (heelgut) | 63.56 | 93% | 2014-12-24 |
| 25290. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 63.56 | 95.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 25291. | Ben (benyefet) | 63.56 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 25292. | Huy (thala321) | 63.56 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 25293. | Victor (flipoffer13) | 63.56 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 25294. | Miwck (miwck) | 63.56 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
| 25295. | turtle (vsalyha) | 63.55 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 25296. | Fahmi (3k0d) | 63.55 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 25297. | yessine (yessine14) | 63.55 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| 25298. | pimpaingun (pimpaingun) | 63.55 | 97% | 2013-02-03 |
| 25299. | Christian (christianromasan... | 63.55 | 87% | 2012-08-23 |
| 25300. | Patrick (patrick4ux) | 63.54 | 97.9% | 2023-07-31 |
| 25301. | Bart (orzelek) | 63.54 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 25302. | Jareth (jareth) | 63.54 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
| 25303. | tobias (thandschin) | 63.54 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 25304. | Peter (downunderdrummer) | 63.54 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 25305. | Nameless (nameless_pixel) | 63.53 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 25306. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 63.53 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 25307. | Hiu Pang (12333211) | 63.53 | 94% | 2011-06-06 |
| 25308. | Frank (onefun) | 63.53 | 98% | 2013-04-15 |
| 25309. | Donian (donian) | 63.53 | 90% | 2015-04-08 |
| 25310. | thyleak (tleak) | 63.53 | 94% | 2012-08-03 |
| 25311. | DrK (drk1) | 63.53 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
| 25312. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 63.52 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 25313. | Anjil (devanjil) | 63.52 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |