And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23496. | Malik (mana0) | 73.60 | 94% | 2014-12-23 |
| 23497. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 73.60 | 93% | 2011-10-15 |
| 23498. | King Josaphat (kingjo007) | 73.59 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 23499. | Ndrew138 (ndrewewqe) | 73.59 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 23500. | Sveto (phantomtyper) | 73.59 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 23501. | Porridge (kunbao2006) | 73.59 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
| 23502. | Zach (zrubel) | 73.59 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 23503. | eric (meilaki) | 73.59 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 23504. | Morgan Freeman (16371) | 73.59 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 23505. | Jonathon (4terps) | 73.58 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 23506. | Lej (ljnsc) | 73.58 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 23507. | Alton (jungledominance) | 73.58 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 23508. | δTofumistΩ (tofumist) | 73.58 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 23509. | Guest (guest1782) | 73.57 | 94% | 2011-08-21 |
| 23510. | bogits (carmencopper) | 73.57 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 23511. | Kevin (kasistores) | 73.57 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| 23512. | Andreas Boulios (boulibouli) | 73.56 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 23513. | Patrick (jaredmiah) | 73.56 | 95.8% | 2023-06-21 |
| 23514. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 73.56 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 23515. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 73.56 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 23516. | Bob (wenzlick) | 73.56 | 98% | 2016-04-15 |
| 23517. | Anton Laptop (twisted_laptop) | 73.55 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 23518. | dietibol_colemak (dietibol_... | 73.55 | 97.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 23519. | Julian (n00bslayer420) | 73.55 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 23520. | Adam (adamanz) | 73.55 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 23521. | typist (thecyclone) | 73.55 | 96% | 2015-10-12 |
| 23522. | 利奥纳多 (leeyunxu) | 73.55 | 97% | 2011-09-02 |
| 23523. | Asta (astadweller) | 73.54 | 94% | 2021-12-13 |
| 23524. | arvind (arvindtyping) | 73.54 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 23525. | Tahir (tahir_leic) | 73.54 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |