So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8005. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 90.07 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8006. | alex (schafted361) | 90.07 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 8007. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 8008. | Aaron (aaroninky) | 90.06 | 74% | 2013-09-13 |
| 8009. | Sam (jet993) | 90.05 | 97.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 8010. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 90.05 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8011. | Beverly (lilichavez7) | 90.05 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
| 8012. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 90.04 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 8013. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8014. | jymv (jymv) | 90.04 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 8015. | Hey (veeceebee) | 90.04 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8016. | tstats[jessicabugo] (jessic... | 90.04 | 96.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8017. | Olav (tocke) | 90.04 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8018. | Felix (soundzz) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 8019. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 90.04 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8020. | SafetyBear (safetybear) | 90.04 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 8021. | Jared (jaredintyper) | 90.03 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8022. | Fallen (giorgiv4) | 90.03 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8023. | isekai (krimsonly) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8024. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 90.03 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 8025. | Regin (yoloburgerking) | 90.02 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| 8026. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 90.02 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 8027. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 90.02 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8028. | Perry ᗜˬᗜ (perryok) | 90.02 | 97.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8029. | Việt Hùng (minkate) | 90.02 | 97% | 2011-12-30 |
| 8030. | nick (n_eclipse) | 90.01 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 8031. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 8032. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 90.00 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 8033. | jj (janeeze_) | 90.00 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 8034. | Ct (ct2020) | 90.00 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |