With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5988. | poiuntu (poiuntu) | 95.63 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 5989. | nate (nate2936) | 95.63 | 97.2% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5990. | adamski (adast1337) | 95.62 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5991. | LIBRARIAN (scrotumking) | 95.62 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 5992. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 95.62 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 5993. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 95.62 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5994. | james (earl2bad) | 95.62 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5995. | Abizer (abizern) | 95.62 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5996. | only quit (sberens) | 95.61 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5997. | zoe (simplyzoe) | 95.61 | 97.9% | 2023-06-29 |
| 5998. | i hit people in forza (free... | 95.61 | 97.6% | 2024-10-07 |
| 5999. | Michael (garu645) | 95.61 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 6000. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 95.61 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 6001. | Maestro (maestromeow) | 95.60 | 97% | 2025-09-27 |
| 6002. | Ali (ali_pro) | 95.60 | 96.4% | 2025-01-23 |
| 6003. | Reo (ryama807) | 95.60 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 6004. | Jared (jared117) | 95.59 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 6005. | Narut (blowingbubbles) | 95.59 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6006. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 95.59 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 6007. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 95.59 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 6008. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 6009. | Stanley (itsstannnn) | 95.58 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6010. | Kai (killdistortion) | 95.58 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 6011. | tstats[rajini_taliva] (raji... | 95.58 | 95% | 2017-05-12 |
| 6012. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 95.58 | 100% | 2017-11-28 |
| 6013. | Peter (peter12253) | 95.57 | 96.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 6014. | beef (beefsangria) | 95.57 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 6015. | Samantha (samantha_314) | 95.57 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 6016. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 95.57 | 98% | 2017-02-06 |
| 6017. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 95.56 | 98.5% | 2025-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |