I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8995. | troy (troysimpson) | 89.35 | 96% | 2020-06-04 |
| 8996. | Samii Shabuse (shatyper) | 89.35 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8997. | mkc (colbs) | 89.35 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 8998. | youwonttype (youwonttype) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 8999. | KW (kiawa88) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 9000. | Luuk (luukkeller) | 89.34 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 9001. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 9002. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 9003. | Scott (sisyphus) | 89.34 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 9004. | Z (zxxzus) | 89.33 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 9005. | Tempepper (smintz) | 89.33 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9006. | Nick (saumera) | 89.33 | 99% | 2015-11-23 |
| 9007. | unavai1lable (unava1lable) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 9008. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 89.32 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9009. | yet (whatthewaht) | 89.32 | 92% | 2016-03-13 |
| 9010. | Dein (deinfreund) | 89.32 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| 9011. | Hannah (hhn2) | 89.31 | 98.5% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9012. | Burint (brenolz) | 89.31 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 9013. | Il Capitano (ilcapitano) | 89.31 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 9014. | Pawel (japi) | 89.31 | 97% | 2015-05-19 |
| 9015. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 89.31 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 9016. | Jerry (foxyphoton) | 89.30 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
| 9017. | Name (defaultname) | 89.30 | 96.2% | 2024-11-18 |
| 9018. | lorentz0 (lorentz0) | 89.30 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 9019. | Nick (npfontan) | 89.30 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9020. | Cube (cubedefender) | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9021. | anthony (antmak) | 89.29 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9022. | peancelt (peancelt) | 89.29 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9023. | Potato (riyer) | 89.29 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 9024. | Chris (christophski) | 89.29 | 93% | 2015-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |