I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6517. | SakuraSohn (sakurasohn) | 96.71 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6518. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 96.71 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 6519. | rat (smokeyrat) | 96.70 | 95% | 2024-05-23 |
| 6520. | Orobass (learning qwerty) (... | 96.70 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 6521. | Jacob (debonairbender94) | 96.70 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 6522. | Nicolas (brnico) | 96.69 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 6523. | Miguel (jalb) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 6524. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 96.69 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 6525. | av (bsod2528) | 96.69 | 97.2% | 2023-12-29 |
| 6526. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 96.69 | 96.6% | 2023-10-01 |
| 6527. | Marie (duve) | 96.69 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6528. | Fried (frieddust) | 96.69 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 6529. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 96.69 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 6530. | Migy (migyidd) | 96.68 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 6531. | Tyler (exilereject) | 96.68 | 97.2% | 2023-05-30 |
| 6532. | Meowzer (sd_surfer4) | 96.68 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 6533. | Jamie (jmassie) | 96.67 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 6534. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 6535. | Jordan (veyzh) | 96.67 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 6536. | Daniel (jansson) | 96.67 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 6537. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 96.66 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 6538. | dwukropekd (dwukropekd) | 96.65 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 6539. | Nishi (nishimurah) | 96.65 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 6540. | Afz (afzofa) | 96.65 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 6541. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 96.63 | 98% | 2026-05-17 |
| 6542. | Samuel (samuelga) | 96.63 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 6543. | Cooper (vennymeisterrr) | 96.63 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 6544. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 96.63 | 97.8% | 2023-09-14 |
| 6545. | Hieu (larhral) | 96.63 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6546. | Erwin (erwinrommel) | 96.63 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |