The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10039. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 100.64 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 10040. | Average (vuzid) | 100.64 | 98.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 10041. | William (downeywa) | 100.64 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 10042. | ziyad (ziyadb) | 100.64 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
| 10043. | Mai (maile73) | 100.64 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 10044. | keeb (keeb1) | 100.63 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 10045. | Brian (kellogg87) | 100.63 | 99% | 2013-04-30 |
| 10046. | เป็ดเขียว... | 100.63 | 99% | 2015-01-28 |
| 10047. | Hans (hjensen) | 100.62 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 10048. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 100.62 | 99% | 2021-07-24 |
| 10049. | a (yungskrunt) | 100.61 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 10050. | ZY (godchou22) | 100.61 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 10051. | Thomas (drkazndmon) | 100.61 | 97% | 2013-07-30 |
| 10052. | Allison (allis0n_cabala) | 100.61 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| 10053. | Jimmy (jimmy714) | 100.60 | 91% | 2016-04-25 |
| 10054. | Marcus (snuskbulle) | 100.60 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 10055. | Zokor (zokor) | 100.59 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 10056. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 100.59 | 93% | 2014-04-08 |
| 10057. | yeah! (brushily) | 100.59 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 10058. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 100.59 | 99% | 2016-02-23 |
| 10059. | SeanH (seanh8) | 100.58 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 10060. | សុខេង (boy0_9) | 100.58 | 100% | 2014-04-30 |
| 10061. | JavaJuice (javajuice) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10062. | Viktor (wector77y) | 100.57 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10063. | Tomislav (tgracin) | 100.57 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 10064. | สปริงหัก (b... | 100.56 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 10065. | nini (niniwang38) | 100.55 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 10066. | yeet (yeetanut) | 100.55 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10067. | Mau (walfare_12) | 100.55 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 10068. | c. (mindful_typist) | 100.55 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |