So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1863. | (krswiftt) | 114.35 | 99% | 2012-11-22 |
| 1864. | (hayz_grace) | 114.35 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
| 1865. | (daspartic) | 114.35 | 93% | 2015-06-19 |
| 1866. | (inst4llman) | 114.34 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1867. | (chubz) | 114.34 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 1868. | Invictus (drokovian) | 114.32 | 100% | 2021-03-18 |
| 1869. | Glory (gl0ry) | 114.32 | 98% | 2011-05-30 |
| 1870. | (collin01) | 114.32 | 99% | 2012-03-03 |
| 1871. | (willywonkathefearfulpancake) | 114.31 | 99% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1872. | (tyranitar) | 114.31 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
| 1873. | kream (remmie2k) | 114.31 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1874. | I love my thicc girlfriend ... | 114.29 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 1875. | (maskedvigilance) | 114.28 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 1876. | pumpkinsoup1 (pumpkinsoup1) | 114.28 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 1877. | Ryan (whoisthat) | 114.28 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 1878. | (duramus) | 114.28 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 1879. | Jane (janewilly) | 114.27 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
| 1880. | Alexander (olekpark) | 114.26 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 1881. | (memeej) | 114.26 | 89% | 2014-09-27 |
| 1882. | Adrienne (akmurph) | 114.26 | 98% | 2011-09-23 |
| 1883. | (finnark) | 114.25 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1884. | (ifallenleaf) | 114.25 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 1885. | (masher_of_buttons) | 114.24 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 1886. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 114.24 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 1887. | (michafs99) | 114.23 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 1888. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 114.21 | 97% | 2012-01-04 |
| 1889. | (harahune) | 114.21 | 89% | 2013-06-08 |
| 1890. | (simplyscience) | 114.19 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 1891. | Anish (thorium) | 114.18 | 90% | 2014-08-28 |
| 1892. | Kenneth (kennethpahn) | 114.18 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |