So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13737. | Max (winstonlisa) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
13738. | Sirens (hano15) | 78.70 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
13739. | Pham (zatekusen) | 78.70 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
13740. | Stephen (swankily) | 78.70 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
13741. | Allan Peter Cayetano (phili... | 78.69 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
13742. | Saulius (zemfry) | 78.69 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
13743. | Michael (chupatwo) | 78.69 | 99% | 2020-02-23 |
13744. | Rishi (risheezy) | 78.69 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
13745. | Jc (jc31) | 78.69 | 98.5% | 2021-02-11 |
13746. | Despacito (mathaddict314) | 78.68 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
13747. | crazygoblin7 (crazygoblin7) | 78.68 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
13748. | footage (alpinemilk) | 78.68 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
13749. | Basar (bsrykt) | 78.68 | 98% | 2012-11-08 |
13750. | Qianxu Guo (qianxug) | 78.68 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
13751. | Ville (vikonen) | 78.68 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
13752. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 78.68 | 99% | 2015-01-15 |
13753. | Matt (orangepan16) | 78.67 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
13754. | Kitt (kmet5) | 78.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
13755. | John (johnzeds) | 78.67 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
13756. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 78.67 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
13757. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 78.67 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
13758. | janet (janetcon) | 78.67 | — | 2010-03-27 |
13759. | Victor (vicrob) | 78.66 | — | 2009-05-10 |
13760. | Leo (leotwelve) | 78.66 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
13761. | Type (granwizard) | 78.66 | — | 2010-10-25 |
13762. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 78.65 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
13763. | David (dd123c5) | 78.65 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
13764. | Martin (zarrix) | 78.65 | 90% | 2013-02-11 |
13765. | Vinayak (arsenalfab) | 78.65 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
13766. | Nedam (nedam) | 78.65 | — | 2011-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |