And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31525. | Brian (patsby) | 60.39 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31526. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 60.39 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 31527. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 60.39 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
| 31528. | Jed (jedaiski) | 60.39 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 31529. | amirhossein (felllas) | 60.39 | 95% | 2022-11-22 |
| 31530. | 42 (4242424242) | 60.38 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 31531. | MIguel (aragontype) | 60.38 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 31532. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 60.38 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 31533. | Chinedu (texansfan101) | 60.38 | 91% | 2015-02-09 |
| 31534. | John (itghst) | 60.38 | 90% | 2012-01-31 |
| 31535. | Jose (josel2g) | 60.38 | 88% | 2016-12-09 |
| 31536. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 60.38 | 90% | 2016-04-21 |
| 31537. | chandu (chandu970) | 60.37 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 31538. | ⌫Akri ㋡ (masterpiggy133) | 60.37 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 31539. | Tony (zonfen) | 60.37 | 88% | 2016-07-26 |
| 31540. | Bobby (mistabobby) | 60.37 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 31541. | jane (janepillowcute) | 60.36 | 98% | 2015-11-28 |
| 31542. | Pakistani (toori) | 60.36 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 31543. | ᴅᴏɴɢ² (feindae) | 60.36 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 31544. | Sven (sockcave) | 60.36 | 94% | 2019-03-23 |
| 31545. | Abir (proabir) | 60.36 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 31546. | Teddy (rampagingteddy) | 60.36 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 31547. | aymen (aymenalwh) | 60.35 | 95.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 31548. | Katalin (manelly) | 60.35 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 31549. | Shing (ssshing) | 60.35 | 97% | 2012-03-10 |
| 31550. | David (twistangst) | 60.35 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
| 31551. | Noah (noha) | 60.35 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 31552. | Abhishek (abi_roseate) | 60.34 | 90% | 2014-08-19 |
| 31553. | Yassin (meddyassin) | 60.34 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 31554. | Akatsuki (akatsuki_1018) | 60.34 | 95% | 2023-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |