The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2770. | zhongfu (zhongfu) | 112.63 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
2771. | Ed (authenticzephyr) | 112.63 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
2772. | NG (soultama) | 112.63 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
2773. | msun641 (msun641) | 112.62 | — | 2011-04-14 |
2774. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 112.62 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
2775. | Donald (dhonuill) | 112.62 | 99% | 2016-10-22 |
2776. | Anna (misslua1) | 112.62 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
2777. | ⌛ Stanislav Kotzev (netcr... | 112.62 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
2778. | Ry (ryfly) | 112.62 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
2779. | Mike (lazerguy) | 112.62 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
2780. | Kev (oaktreedude) | 112.62 | 98% | 2012-06-14 |
2781. | Jeremy (hotchoco1ate) | 112.61 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
2782. | ℕ (noctua) | 112.61 | 99% | 2014-02-06 |
2783. | Mulosh (mulosh) | 112.61 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
2784. | John (johncs) | 112.60 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
2785. | Trung (nhihon) | 112.60 | 100% | 2012-03-17 |
2786. | adrien (oxygene) | 112.59 | — | 2010-06-08 |
2787. | Jane (janehong) | 112.59 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
2788. | mazer (mazer706) | 112.59 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
2789. | sliggoon (sliggoon) | 112.58 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
2790. | (daryl) | 112.57 | — | 2010-07-21 |
2791. | Edward (edward_wan) | 112.57 | 91% | 2016-06-10 |
2792. | Will (sapitswill) | 112.56 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
2793. | NeverQuit (noquitting) | 112.56 | 94% | 2014-09-10 |
2794. | asdf (asdff) | 112.54 | — | 2011-02-12 |
2795. | kyle (kyleva) | 112.54 | — | 2009-08-24 |
2796. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 112.53 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
2797. | MJ (mj970325) | 112.53 | 93% | 2014-03-30 |
2798. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 112.51 | 98% | 2012-07-13 |
2799. | Shock (shock) | 112.51 | — | 2009-03-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |