So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3716. | (dayu341) | 103.67 | 96% | 2014-04-29 |
| 3717. | (dohplay) | 103.67 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 3718. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 103.67 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3719. | Jenny on a jetski (jasonyp) | 103.66 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 3720. | ricchi bambini tristi (giov... | 103.65 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 3721. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 103.65 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3722. | (surendrakc) | 103.65 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 3723. | (ironiik) | 103.65 | 95% | 2012-06-28 |
| 3724. | Joseph (muonstersinc) | 103.64 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3725. | (user39_on_dvorak) | 103.63 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 3726. | (chzsnorter) | 103.63 | 99% | 2015-01-02 |
| 3727. | (choirdirector30) | 103.62 | 97% | 2011-11-16 |
| 3728. | (shadowsurfer) | 103.62 | 95% | 2012-06-13 |
| 3729. | (mmailliw) | 103.61 | 99% | 2014-02-10 |
| 3730. | (hpwindows) | 103.61 | 95% | 2015-02-25 |
| 3731. | Tryzerlol (tryzerlol) | 103.61 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 3732. | Matt (mattlo) | 103.60 | 98% | 2014-10-28 |
| 3733. | Jander (jander) | 103.60 | 98% | 2015-02-26 |
| 3734. | (ashley102903) | 103.59 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3735. | destinesia (destinesia) | 103.59 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 3736. | (mosanbrick) | 103.59 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 3737. | (mitchtay) | 103.59 | 98% | 2013-06-30 |
| 3738. | (crucifix13) | 103.59 | 98% | 2014-04-28 |
| 3739. | (heyitsricky) | 103.57 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 3740. | (mikael163) | 103.57 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3741. | (snowpeopld) | 103.57 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 3742. | (vixus) | 103.57 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
| 3743. | Alramech (alramech) | 103.56 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 3744. | (sup_chief) | 103.55 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 3745. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 103.54 | 96.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |