The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25800. | Eirik (disaster922) | 62.04 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 25801. | Linh (pinkballoon) | 62.04 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 25802. | (ultrabars) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 25803. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 62.03 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 25804. | (ashborn_tempest) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25805. | (kobe8diaz) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 25806. | (hydiak) | 62.03 | 98% | 2012-09-19 |
| 25807. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 62.03 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 25808. | (ogcjn) | 62.03 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 25809. | (scoombey) | 62.03 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 25810. | (tsenko) | 62.02 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 25811. | (frank87) | 62.02 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 25812. | Cameron (goldenpenguin) | 62.02 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25813. | (santa_rocks) | 62.02 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 25814. | (n314159) | 62.02 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 25815. | (geg5) | 62.02 | 96% | 2011-08-27 |
| 25816. | (babhero10) | 62.01 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 25817. | (derrickh80) | 62.01 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 25818. | (snail_racerz) | 62.01 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 25819. | (jamppah) | 62.01 | 93% | 2013-11-07 |
| 25820. | (gunreddi) | 62.01 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 25821. | Krutik (krutikp) | 62.01 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 25822. | (kisg) | 62.01 | 96% | 2014-11-16 |
| 25823. | (pingas7) | 62.01 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 25824. | (mohit_singhal) | 62.00 | 95% | 2022-12-16 |
| 25825. | (_inverse_) | 62.00 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 25826. | (takeshi_workman) | 61.99 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 25827. | felis caracal (fkb8815) | 61.99 | 96% | 2017-07-22 |
| 25828. | (whitepigeon) | 61.99 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 25829. | (tim3452) | 61.98 | 90% | 2015-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |