And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12962. | Jakub (jakubholubowicz) | 91.22 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 12963. | (glakus) | 91.22 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 12964. | (tsnoam) | 91.22 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 12965. | (1gear) | 91.21 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 12966. | Hydrogxn (hydrogenation) | 91.21 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12967. | (cora_) | 91.21 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12968. | (npvalerio8) | 91.21 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12969. | (hajpoj) | 91.21 | 98% | 2013-12-23 |
| 12970. | (tasemu) | 91.21 | 100% | 2012-12-10 |
| 12971. | (zaitix) | 91.21 | 93% | 2012-10-03 |
| 12972. | qwerty (zxcvbgt) | 91.21 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 12973. | (sreenathab) | 91.21 | 96% | 2015-01-13 |
| 12974. | (niraj_angelson) | 91.21 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 12975. | (acc_trainee) | 91.21 | 99% | 2012-06-28 |
| 12976. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 91.20 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 12977. | Floko11 (floko11) | 91.20 | 96% | 2016-08-11 |
| 12978. | (priteshacharya) | 91.19 | 96% | 2013-05-22 |
| 12979. | (t_lyman) | 91.19 | 96% | 2016-03-02 |
| 12980. | Asim (_asim_) | 91.19 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 12981. | (shadwgod) | 91.19 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 12982. | (jamppah) | 91.19 | 99% | 2022-06-14 |
| 12983. | (toxi) | 91.19 | 89% | 2016-11-06 |
| 12984. | (tbkih) | 91.19 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 12985. | Zach (zaccchh) | 91.18 | 96.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12986. | (toxicjimmy) | 91.18 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
| 12987. | (gamerzz) | 91.18 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 12988. | (hsabove) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 12989. | (subparnut) | 91.17 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12990. | (malcolm_) | 91.17 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 12991. | (mohkamfer) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |