I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8840. | senpai (chottomatte) | 89.48 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 8841. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 89.48 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 8842. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 89.48 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 8843. | Peter (habibp) | 89.47 | 99% | 2025-08-19 |
| 8844. | Torkill7 (torkill7) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8845. | Kevin (pubhub) | 89.47 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 8846. | Miles (hauskaz) | 89.47 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8847. | Robert (robnekaj) | 89.46 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8848. | KodoCoto (notfastest_39) | 89.45 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| 8849. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 89.45 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 8850. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 89.45 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8851. | dabdabdab (_dabdabdab_) | 89.44 | 98.4% | 2023-06-24 |
| 8852. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 89.44 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8853. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 89.44 | 97.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8854. | 1 (gruntworker) | 89.44 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 8855. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 89.44 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8856. | Jack Edwards (szymule) | 89.43 | 98% | 2024-05-28 |
| 8857. | Petter (ph140) | 89.43 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8858. | Aidan (aidanharges) | 89.43 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 8859. | James (jamoes) | 89.43 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8860. | Marcus (capoink) | 89.42 | 98.4% | 2024-12-18 |
| 8861. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 89.42 | 94.1% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8862. | cha0s (cha0s089) | 89.42 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 8863. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8864. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 89.41 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8865. | gosoe (gosoe) | 89.41 | 98.4% | 2024-05-20 |
| 8866. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 89.41 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 8867. | jittery (jittertypes) | 89.41 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 8868. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 89.41 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 8869. | CraMaze (cramaze) | 89.41 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |