So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14855. | qwe (azeem838) | 76.24 | 96.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 14856. | FHVirus (fhvirus) | 76.24 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 14857. | Matt (matthtypes) | 76.24 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| 14858. | (yenyenl) | 76.24 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 14859. | H J (ojinjin) | 76.24 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 14860. | (yuritako) | 76.24 | 95% | 2014-07-08 |
| 14861. | xd (palmate) | 76.24 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14862. | (jj6atgeneseo) | 76.24 | 99% | 2016-02-01 |
| 14863. | (pd_snipe) | 76.24 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 14864. | Hampus (hampusus) | 76.24 | 95% | 2012-08-14 |
| 14865. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 76.23 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 14866. | (eerdick) | 76.23 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 14867. | (whatnowsun) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 14868. | (dmobaseball10) | 76.23 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 14869. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 76.23 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 14870. | (easternpromises) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 14871. | (znail) | 76.22 | 97% | 2015-02-06 |
| 14872. | (xerodo) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14873. | (jamjar_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14874. | (dpmaloney) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14875. | (stathis) | 76.22 | 91% | 2016-02-26 |
| 14876. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 76.22 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14877. | (zarzare) | 76.22 | 98% | 2013-02-18 |
| 14878. | (pronto_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 14879. | (liberz) | 76.22 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
| 14880. | (bahjeng2) | 76.22 | 89% | 2017-01-31 |
| 14881. | Common Hoopoe (chaoticorder) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 14882. | (noddy325) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14883. | (shaddagreat) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14884. | (oblivinati) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |