I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5650. | Jeff (jjvanhan) | 96.99 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 5651. | Dan (42istheanswer) | 96.99 | 96% | 2014-04-21 |
| 5652. | Theaf (arrowz) | 96.98 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5653. | Eve (mach_5) | 96.98 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 5654. | Pranav (ps0505) | 96.98 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 5655. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 96.98 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 5656. | Alex (the_drifter) | 96.98 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 5657. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 96.98 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 5658. | stephen (sgvnut) | 96.97 | 100% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5659. | Pat (notthatfatpat) | 96.97 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 5660. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 96.97 | 91% | 2012-08-16 |
| 5661. | Alan (alan2021233) | 96.96 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 5662. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 96.96 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5663. | john (primitive) | 96.96 | 97% | 2015-02-15 |
| 5664. | Anon (lamb) | 96.96 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 5665. | Kevin (kevinthedavis) | 96.96 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
| 5666. | Brad (brad0824) | 96.94 | 96% | 2011-05-20 |
| 5667. | Jamison (jamisonb) | 96.94 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5668. | cignx (clamchowderco) | 96.93 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 5669. | lio (osybius) | 96.93 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 5670. | Bad (totally_not_a_good_typer) | 96.93 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5671. | Adrian (xexsilium) | 96.93 | 97% | 2015-11-04 |
| 5672. | Will (wtd2) | 96.93 | 97% | 2015-01-18 |
| 5673. | fried fish (seventh77) | 96.92 | 100% | 2017-01-05 |
| 5674. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 96.91 | 98% | 2017-03-31 |
| 5675. | Ashwin (avtrisal) | 96.91 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 5676. | Michael (spicypikachu) | 96.90 | 98% | 2012-07-20 |
| 5677. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 96.90 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 5678. | Octo (octophobia) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 5679. | Bailey (bskelley89) | 96.90 | 90% | 2011-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |