The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19295. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 73.26 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19296. | Yajy (notoboe) | 73.26 | 96.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19297. | Pecapera (pekisha) | 73.26 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 19298. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 73.26 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 19299. | Alex (smankydank) | 73.26 | 95% | 2014-10-07 |
| 19300. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 73.25 | 88% | 2011-05-07 |
| 19301. | maikeru (celtendo) | 73.25 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 19302. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 73.25 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 19303. | mati (taux) | 73.25 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 19304. | Leah (leahlovesjisung) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-02-28 |
| 19305. | Elton (eltonferraz) | 73.25 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 19306. | Neil (duttaindranil) | 73.25 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 19307. | Joshua (sindoh) | 73.25 | 93% | 2011-08-23 |
| 19308. | Rafal (gornius) | 73.25 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 19309. | Stefan (stefans) | 73.25 | 89% | 2012-01-08 |
| 19310. | Cruz (skittle_juice) | 73.25 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
| 19311. | Jamie (jamieseed) | 73.24 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 19312. | charlie (cl23456) | 73.24 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 19313. | phycent (phycent) | 73.24 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 19314. | Diow (diow123) | 73.24 | 96.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 19315. | Michael (kimbo1414) | 73.24 | 94% | 2023-04-26 |
| 19316. | Rosalinda (mousielinda) | 73.24 | 97% | 2014-10-09 |
| 19317. | Adrian (perfectboss) | 73.24 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 19318. | carl ashlee (kael99) | 73.24 | 95% | 2012-01-21 |
| 19319. | NekokeN (hr47) | 73.24 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 19320. | Rojan (anketos105) | 73.24 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 19321. | Dylan (yokamaa) | 73.23 | 96.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19322. | Raymond (rayr1718) | 73.23 | 97.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 19323. | DotClassic (dotclassic) | 73.23 | 92% | 2013-03-13 |
| 19324. | Ben (financialwar) | 73.23 | 95% | 2018-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |