So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32118. | karan (karangupta12) | 49.19 | 96% | 2014-03-20 |
| 32119. | Race (race_again) | 49.19 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 32120. | Monica (pikaninja) | 49.18 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 32121. | Noel (no_eru) | 49.18 | 92% | 2022-03-08 |
| 32122. | Jiaxing (hj1ax) | 49.18 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32123. | Andres (speedhopper) | 49.18 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
| 32124. | Cuckoo. (andrew006) | 49.18 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 32125. | bigdaddy (kevinisreallygay) | 49.17 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 32126. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 49.17 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 32127. | Mat (mabernet) | 49.17 | 91% | 2013-08-12 |
| 32128. | David (burnt_tree) | 49.16 | 94% | 2023-07-25 |
| 32129. | Ashutosh (ashutosh948) | 49.16 | 95.8% | 2023-08-02 |
| 32130. | Shawn (eastzer0) | 49.16 | 94% | 2018-04-12 |
| 32131. | nart (nartyaltchin) | 49.16 | 94% | 2021-06-04 |
| 32132. | Manish (hi_son) | 49.16 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 32133. | Klemen (knviper) | 49.16 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 32134. | ArKá (rockomaga) | 49.15 | 93.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 32135. | Christian (nill8nill) | 49.15 | 88% | 2016-03-25 |
| 32136. | James (jamesofnet) | 49.15 | 85% | 2017-01-20 |
| 32137. | Anders (andersjanmyr) | 49.14 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
| 32138. | Sujan (sujan) | 49.14 | 84% | 2012-07-22 |
| 32139. | X0137 (x0137) | 49.14 | 93% | 2021-10-06 |
| 32140. | Robin (skrod) | 49.14 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
| 32141. | Dj (katastrophe2) | 49.14 | 92.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 32142. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 49.14 | 88% | 2017-02-16 |
| 32143. | Samm (sammbee) | 49.13 | 85% | 2016-02-24 |
| 32144. | Aaron (abrezzy) | 49.13 | 94% | 2023-06-29 |
| 32145. | Thomas (ntomi) | 49.13 | 92% | 2016-02-26 |
| 32146. | Fawkulce (fawkulce) | 49.13 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 32147. | Keen (glock23slinger) | 49.13 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |