As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7786. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 88.98 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 7787. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 88.98 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 7788. | da_B0mba (da_b0mba) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 7789. | Danijel (danerulz) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 7790. | Long (longhuynh98) | 88.97 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 7791. | mrbean (mrbean1) | 88.97 | 98.5% | 2023-11-11 |
| 7792. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 88.97 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 7793. | MUPH (muphine) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 7794. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 88.97 | 98.4% | 2024-02-02 |
| 7795. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 88.96 | 96.9% | 2024-03-01 |
| 7796. | simon (i_am_simon) | 88.96 | 94% | 2015-05-17 |
| 7797. | Justyn (justynb) | 88.96 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 7798. | Hawk (hawkofdarkness) | 88.95 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 7799. | mindsight (mindsight912) | 88.95 | 97.3% | 2023-05-23 |
| 7800. | Gabe (roastedleather) | 88.95 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 7801. | PMA (pmajellies) | 88.95 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 7802. | James Harper (jamesharper566) | 88.94 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
| 7803. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 88.94 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 7804. | Brett (brettshaw) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 7805. | Jason (yaysan) | 88.94 | 98.2% | 2021-03-02 |
| 7806. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 88.94 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 7807. | 0rz0rz (thenine) | 88.94 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 7808. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 88.94 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
| 7809. | Joschka (derotanim) | 88.93 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
| 7810. | Seth (seth9841) | 88.93 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| 7811. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 88.93 | 96.5% | 2023-07-18 |
| 7812. | - (waynelin14) | 88.92 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
| 7813. | Yasarkadata (yasarkadata) | 88.92 | 97% | 2024-04-08 |
| 7814. | Ricky (istartyper) | 88.92 | 85% | 2017-03-12 |
| 7815. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 88.92 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |