Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3314. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 66.72 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3315. | THANK YOU (qwertydude6) | 66.71 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3316. | Isabelle (isabook) | 66.70 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3317. | Vimim (tovtype) | 66.62 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3318. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 66.61 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 3319. | king (thermaltyper) | 66.61 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3320. | ofek (ofeksh1236) | 66.58 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3321. | MooD (xslel) | 66.58 | 95% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3322. | Yasser (yasserhma) | 66.55 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 3323. | Alihan (ahuramazda96) | 66.54 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3324. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 66.52 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3325. | A (ipsum) | 66.52 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3326. | Basit (abdul_basit) | 66.50 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 3327. | Mighty (min111) | 66.50 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 3328. | cL (cynibro) | 66.49 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 3329. | Rinji (tmorinaka) | 66.49 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3330. | Teresa (teresadragons123) | 66.48 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3331. | Adam (thebadfish2) | 66.48 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3332. | James (jamesablack) | 66.48 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 3333. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 66.47 | 94% | 2018-05-19 |
| 3334. | wz (taywzzzz) | 66.45 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3335. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 66.41 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3336. | 2020 races before 2020 (nor... | 66.41 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3337. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 66.37 | 94% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3338. | Adam (autisticadam) | 66.36 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3339. | Owen (chaostypefast) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3340. | wissam (wissam6090) | 66.35 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3341. | jefferson (steelflex) | 66.35 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3342. | dian (ddwsd) | 66.35 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 3343. | Aswin (aswin747) | 66.34 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |