The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9389. | Zack (coolguy69) | 90.30 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 9390. | Jimmy (zen529) | 90.29 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9391. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 90.29 | 94% | 2013-07-07 |
| 9392. | Snow (snowfrost918) | 90.29 | 96% | 2019-08-11 |
| 9393. | Robert (galeknight1) | 90.29 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 9394. | j (moopoom) | 90.29 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 9395. | Jessie (jessiedakitten) | 90.28 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9396. | PAUL 🫵🏼😂 (happyfla... | 90.28 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 9397. | Geirdriful (geirdriful) | 90.28 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9398. | Ray (ray_mond) | 90.27 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9399. | liftler (liftler) | 90.27 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 9400. | Heemy (asdfm) | 90.27 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 9401. | Andrew (akarzel) | 90.27 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 9402. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 90.27 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9403. | Adam (maggot288) | 90.27 | 97% | 2013-08-17 |
| 9404. | Dutchdelight (dutchdelight) | 90.27 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 9405. | And (andzer0) | 90.26 | 96.2% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9406. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 90.26 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9407. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 90.26 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 9408. | Yi Chen (zhuxian) | 90.26 | 95% | 2014-11-30 |
| 9409. | Kendall (kendall1605) | 90.26 | 96% | 2013-05-31 |
| 9410. | Arlen (greantee) | 90.26 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9411. | shaun (shaun1234) | 90.26 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9412. | jess (jessicaca) | 90.26 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 9413. | James (james886) | 90.26 | 97% | 2012-07-02 |
| 9414. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 90.25 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 9415. | Jem (jampr) | 90.25 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 9416. | Nine (night1candi) | 90.25 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9417. | Gabrielle (gabbythenerd) | 90.25 | 95% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9418. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 90.24 | 94% | 2017-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |