The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16525. | (davartan) | 77.07 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 16526. | (zeman1337) | 77.07 | 95% | 2019-05-11 |
| 16527. | (7yl3r) | 77.07 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 16528. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 16529. | Pat (patq) | 77.07 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 16530. | Odudu (emmillio) | 77.07 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 16531. | Daniel (danielrice) | 77.07 | 96% | 2012-08-04 |
| 16532. | (ali024) | 77.07 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 16533. | (stalkers0418) | 77.06 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 16534. | (strawman_) | 77.06 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16535. | (theghak) | 77.06 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 16536. | (apalias) | 77.06 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 16537. | (mj_procuber) | 77.06 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 16538. | (sector21) | 77.06 | 97% | 2012-02-02 |
| 16539. | (omgatypo) | 77.06 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 16540. | Nix (albus_dumbledore) | 77.06 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 16541. | (elkhan) | 77.05 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 16542. | (microwavebuzz) | 77.05 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 16543. | (brooms54) | 77.05 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 16544. | (stephen27) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 16545. | (jamart) | 77.05 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 16546. | (bbbzzz) | 77.05 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 16547. | (ximiz) | 77.04 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 16548. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 77.04 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 16549. | Maxwell (mwrona) | 77.04 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 16550. | (pr10gun) | 77.04 | 94% | 2016-07-20 |
| 16551. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 77.04 | 93% | 2017-05-10 |
| 16552. | (alannx) | 77.03 | 98% | 2020-01-26 |
| 16553. | (harbopanda) | 77.03 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 16554. | (trainm8) | 77.03 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |