And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5593. | noksen (noksen) | 110.20 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 5594. | Bellax (bellax) | 110.20 | 99% | 2012-05-20 |
| 5595. | Keychron Q1 (retromandibular) | 110.19 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5596. | winnifred (thepeppery_one) | 110.19 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 5597. | player (writer35) | 110.18 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5598. | joe papa (slownoobtyper2) | 110.17 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 5599. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 110.17 | 98% | 2013-08-23 |
| 5600. | Kurba (kurba) | 110.17 | 96% | 2014-08-13 |
| 5601. | M (myles_jb) | 110.16 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 5602. | Niko (refraction1) | 110.16 | 97% | 2016-05-15 |
| 5603. | john (taraborn) | 110.16 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 5604. | NeverQuit (noquitting) | 110.16 | 90% | 2014-09-10 |
| 5605. | New (newfilth) | 110.16 | 94% | 2012-05-11 |
| 5606. | Perserus (perserus) | 110.16 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 5607. | Peter (kuros) | 110.16 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 5608. | josh kim (kimaestro) | 110.16 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
| 5609. | Jake (jakeypancakey) | 110.15 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 5610. | Emily (emilyk_3357) | 110.14 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5611. | hyp (hyprix) | 110.14 | 97.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 5612. | arya (kartyo) | 110.13 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 5613. | Katie (kclark) | 110.13 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 5614. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 110.13 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 5615. | Otávio (stridoca) | 110.13 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 5616. | Rachel (havanese) | 110.13 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 5617. | Nick (nckn) | 110.12 | 95% | 2016-08-25 |
| 5618. | Fart (chuckster73) | 110.11 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5619. | shelley] (shelleypeabody) | 110.10 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 5620. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 110.10 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 5621. | lua (lualua) | 110.09 | 99% | 2014-01-16 |
| 5622. | Dean (deanski) | 110.08 | 98% | 2013-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |