I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1946. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 119.94 | 99% | 2026-03-10 |
| 1947. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 119.92 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1948. | James (antrix) | 119.89 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 1949. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 119.89 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 1950. | Artos (a_tortoise) | 119.89 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 1951. | Bucky (buhcky) | 119.89 | 97% | 2025-12-06 |
| 1952. | John (johnwenshoe) | 119.87 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 1953. | deon (deontan) | 119.86 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1954. | Molly (mollybolly) | 119.86 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 1955. | Noam (pleeze) | 119.84 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 1956. | Carter (cws2002) | 119.84 | 96% | 2017-02-21 |
| 1957. | Joshua (joshuacylo) | 119.83 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 1958. | epicalec333 (epicalec333) | 119.82 | 98.7% | 2024-04-10 |
| 1959. | Lucas (lucasmelo) | 119.82 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1960. | Duc (trungducdeptrai) | 119.81 | 99% | 2022-07-16 |
| 1961. | OmarTheFast (omarthefast) | 119.79 | 99% | 2018-04-28 |
| 1962. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 119.76 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 1963. | Jake (jakemate) | 119.76 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 1964. | toast742 (toast100) | 119.74 | 98.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 1965. | bolognas! (bolognas) | 119.72 | 91% | 2017-03-12 |
| 1966. | nodson123 (nodson123) | 119.72 | 98.4% | 2025-01-22 |
| 1967. | Peter (petez) | 119.70 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 1968. | loois (gorgontes) | 119.70 | 98% | 2026-04-28 |
| 1969. | zero (crispyasf) | 119.70 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1970. | Zox (zoxide) | 119.69 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1971. | Ted (xted) | 119.67 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1972. | . (trihard7) | 119.66 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1973. | Finn (finnark) | 119.65 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1974. | Brian (brianyounq) | 119.64 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1975. | jsc (cjs0712) | 119.64 | 97.6% | 2024-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |