So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2221. | George (georgec18) | 112.19 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 2222. | mark (peterson) | 112.19 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 2223. | pak (packedup) | 112.18 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 2224. | Elie (eliepr0) | 112.17 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 2225. | Jaluu (jnightx) | 112.17 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 2226. | Gee (igee) | 112.14 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 2227. | Caleb (puresm0k3) | 112.13 | 85% | 2015-04-10 |
| 2228. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 112.13 | 98% | 2013-08-06 |
| 2229. | Di (kali_08) | 112.13 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 2230. | Hilary (quebone) | 112.12 | 94% | 2012-01-05 |
| 2231. | dingly (dinglydo) | 112.11 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2232. | Jacky (jacky5510) | 112.11 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 2233. | charty (koeppcm1) | 112.10 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 2234. | Christian (cslarsen) | 112.10 | 96% | 2017-05-01 |
| 2235. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 112.09 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 2236. | Haidar (michiganman89) | 112.09 | 89% | 2015-10-12 |
| 2237. | Jake (jakegee) | 112.08 | 95% | 2013-05-27 |
| 2238. | LB (man_onatree) | 112.06 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 2239. | Matthew (watkins7) | 112.05 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 2240. | (tyleryoung210) | 112.05 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2241. | Gabe (polisciguy) | 112.04 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 2242. | Domz (vdom) | 112.04 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 2243. | Tofu (thetofu) | 112.04 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 2244. | tania (tlee120) | 112.04 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2245. | Ishaan (linger1109) | 112.02 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 2246. | Diego (dantepw) | 112.01 | 99% | 2019-10-15 |
| 2247. | Juprai (juprai) | 112.01 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 2248. | Joey (joeypv) | 112.01 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2249. | . (hanthedude) | 112.00 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2250. | Adrian (orangebase) | 112.00 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |